December 2010
Anonymous asked: whats your name?
Anonymous asked: whats your name?
Goodbye all
I will return new years day.
Beach holiday WOOOOOOOOH!
I got over 11 hours of sleep last night.
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME! :P
rupunzel-gone-wrong asked: Shit music (to me)
- Most rap
- Violin music
- Opera
There may be more, but I can't remember right now.
Xxx
- Most rap
- Violin music
- Opera
There may be more, but I can't remember right now.
Xxx
rupunzel-gone-wrong asked: Shit music (to me)
- Most rap
- Violin music
- Opera
There may be more, but I can't remember right now.
Xxx
- Most rap
- Violin music
- Opera
There may be more, but I can't remember right now.
Xxx
I have a phone you know.
Sesame street
The Letter of the day is U.
Just FYI.
Sesame street
The number of the day is 3.
Just FYI.
Both.
I can’t decide weather I’m extremely angry, or extremely hurt and annoyed.
Second time around.
Here we are again, same situation.
Nothing has been the same since the last time. Maybe I could do something differently this time.
But then I think of life without…..
Story of my life.
It seems the only thing I am good at right now, is video games. That the only thing that goes well for me.
It's official.
Millions affected as Skype goes down
WASHINGTON - SKYPE suffered an outage lasting several hours on Wednesday affecting millions of users of the Internet communications service.
‘Our engineers and site operations team are working non-stop to get things back to normal - thanks for your continued patience,’ Luxembourg-based Skype said in a message on its Twitter feed @Skype.
In a...
It's 3:21 AM
AND SKYPE SERVERS ARE DOWN. Oh how very annoying.
Neither.
Heart.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, “I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll.” Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ”Granny, are you sure I don’t have enough money?” The old lady replied: ”You know that you don’t have...
On the spot Genius.
Jared: WTF is wrong with Melbourne, had like so much rain, in summer D:
Paul: Due to recent weather patterns, this is a common occourence around the east coast of Australia. One can make many inferences about why this happens, but to find the truth, once must explore the bountiful amounts of information once can receive by bullshitting.
Due to being bored and waiting for my torrents to finish, I, Paul James Bova, son of Paul Victor Bova and Whatserface, would like to take you on a journey to explore the problem of "The weather" through the act of "bullshitting".
To understand the problem, first we must make some bullshit explanations and definitions of words that aren't technical, but add to the length of this post, and therefore makes it look legit. First definition, Weather. Now normal people would go straight to Google and dictionary it, but me being the fantastic weirdo that I am, will try to explain the concept of weather to you in my own words.
The weather, which is a noun, is that bitch in the sky that makes it hot, cold, wet, dry, rain or shine. No, not big G (God), no the one that looks down at us like a bitch, while holding a baby. Yes, the goddess of fertility. She is the weather, and I'm pretty sure her name is Babushka. While many people curse up at the sky, we have to remember theatrical triumphs due to babushka. Think about it, if Babushka didn't exist, then neither would singing in the rain. HOW THE HELL, pardon my capitalization of words for emphasis, wouldn't anyone live without the song "Make 'em laugh"? Yeah remember that Jesus guy? Pretty sure he died because Singing in the rain wasn't a popular musical back then.
Anyways, back to weather, the weather is shit at the moment, because Babushka just had a baby, and is lactating. The baby, being as civilized as it is, doesn't know how to suck her ginourmous tit and instead sends it flying down onto earth. Yes people, you're being lactated on.
So with that done, and I'm pretty sure I've insulted Catholicism twice in this post, I bid you people farewell, and no need to thank me.
Let's get slizzard.
Day 3, Three, Trois, Drei, Tre, Tres, Drie, Три
utterly-bizarre:
Eight way to win your heart.
Call me beautiful.
Talk. To. Me. Don’t just stand there in silence as I try to talk to you.
DONT stare at my chest, I have a face, look there thank you very much.
Have a good sense of humour.
Be intelligent.
Be there for me when things aren’t to great in my life.
Have nice eyes.
Hold my hand.
Anonymous asked: Are you not supposed to be on tumblr?
Anonymous asked: Are you not supposed to be on tumblr?
poetic-bullshit asked: Griffin!
Your back on tumblr, I missed you.
What are you doing up at these horrid hours in the morning????
Xxx B
Your back on tumblr, I missed you.
What are you doing up at these horrid hours in the morning????
Xxx B
poetic-bullshit asked: Griffin!
Your back on tumblr, I missed you.
What are you doing up at these horrid hours in the morning????
Xxx B
Your back on tumblr, I missed you.
What are you doing up at these horrid hours in the morning????
Xxx B
Not a Word.
I’m on tumblr,
Shhhh!